I'm in the Daily Express today.
In other *stop press* news I saw a photo album yesterday that was bright pink, and had a big princess tiara on the front which lit up and sparkled at the touch of a button!! And I refrained from buying it...
Go out and get one if you want to see me trying to look casual whilst standing slightly awkwardly. The paper, not the photo album.
Edit: It's viewable on line, sadly without the posey photo. (Thank you to Jayne for trawling the internet in a desperate attempt not to have to leave the house) Click here.